boodlicious:

Forcing your pets to spend time with you by closing the door

yesssss.

fakebreast:

when people call their followers fans

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debt:

I play the keyboard in a band called The Internet

punnier:

that fufu lame shit, i aint with it

i’ll send some shots at yo fitted

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swag bitch

hachikuji:

the worst feeling is when you’re close to someone but they have someone who they will always like more than they like you